Friday, November 26, 2010

IS BEAUTY STILL DEFINED

Some say beauty is the way she carry's herself, others say “BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER”, namely both are true. . .

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IS BEAUTY STILL DEFINED
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Is beauty defined by the even arc of her brows and soft color of her eyes as you study her face dimmed in the light? Is beauty defined by the length of her hair as it flows evenly across the flawless highlighted tone of her golden bronze skin…Perhaps beauty is simply defined by the smooth curl in her luscious lips within her mesmerizing smile…

Is beauty defined deep in a secret thought as your strong hands gently caress the size of each breast? Do you define beauty by the way your erotic touch continues to slither down south only to glide transversely across the voluptuous curvature of her hips...

Is beauty defined by the firm grip of you in-between her thighs as you release; or is beauty merely the thick shape of her legs and the silhouette of voluptuous hips swaying off in the distance as you seize the last glimpse of her graceful shadow before it disappears?


IS BEAUTY STILL DEFINED when the arc of her brows narrow to a V and the shape of her eyes turned inward as the soft color turned black to uncomfortably pierce through you like the painful slicing of glass breaking off into your foot…Or when the pre-dimmed light shows the heavy makeup made up to perceive a flawless highlighted tone over her blotched broken skin…Perhaps beauty is still defined when the smooth curl of her luscious lips opens to speak and divulge in words of foul language while vocally making a revelation that the fathers of her 5 children are unknown…

IS BEAUTY STILL DEFINED once the affects of brown liquor hit and your slithering erotic touch moves down south to glide transversely across the voluptuous curvature of hips as she maintains a firm grip and you engage, only to release in-between her thighs..Perhaps beauty is defined when you gently pull out and grab on the flowing crown of soft hair only to reveal the detachable weave exposing an uncompelled disarray of naps, tangles, and kinks…

IS BEAUTY STILL DEFINED after you open your wallet to deliver payment for services rendered and watch the poise within the thick shape of her legs and silhouette of voluptuous hips as they sway off into the distance while squinting at the last glimpse of her graceful shadow before it disappears…

SO, IS BEAUTY STILL DEFINED?



Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Main Chick vs. Side Chick... Know your place and keep it Ladies!!!

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MAIN CHICK
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Main Chick - You are his wife; or a house wife, and your only job is to go to the store. You may be a longtime girlfriend/partner, or even live together, and still; your only job is to go to the store.

 Main Chick…You are satisfied with the things your beautiful man/husband/partner does for you. He works more than necessary, keeps you financially stress free, takes care of your basic hair and nail salon needs, and even knows your dress and shoe size. He is on point when it comes to your sensitivity and sexual needs…In your eyes, he’s absolutely perfect.

 Main Chick…86% of you has children with this man; he also participates in after school programs, and he is in the stands at the kids after school games (Thus not his only game.) You also have an excellent relationship with his family, and even get together with his friends and their Main Chicks for dinner parties.

 Main Chick…Your feminine curiosity leads you to start wondering why he is so perfect. You just know he’s hiding something. What a Main Chick needs to understand is that if you actually have all, or most of the above qualities in a man, why the fuck are you going to start questioning his intentions and look for negative bullshit? Before you start to snoop through his wallet, crack his cell lock code or figure out passwords to his voicemail, email address, and Facebook account; ask yourself these three questions: 

1. Am I going to leave/divorce him if I find out he’s cheating?
(You say you will…but you won’t)

2. Will I ever trust him again if he’s cheating on me?
(You will try…but you won’t)

3. Will I ever forgive him if he is cheating on me?
(You say you will...but you will constantly remind him of his faults)

Refer to my archived blog post: http://forgivenessistwisted.blogspot.com/2009_11_01_archive.html

Main Chick… If you’re not going to leave him, divorce him, forgive him, or trust him again…Then why start looking for shit when you know you are going to find shit?

Main Chick… Haven’t you heard the stereotype: “All men are dogs, and all men cheat”? What makes you think your man doesn’t fit the stereotypical criteria? Don’t blame him for ruining your relationship. You ruined that shit by being fucking nosy. It was YOUR search for the Side Chick that officially made your relationship miserable. You thought you could uphold your feelings, suck it up, “be strong” and simply ignored asking yourself the above questions 1 through 3. All because you, “Just wanted the truth”, right? Based on your eager search to crack the code and find out about his “SIDE CHICK”, you’ve now allowed for your grown woman feelings to get hurt.

Main Chick… He tried to hide the Side Chick from you for a reason. He didn’t want to hurt you or piss you off. C’mon… he deserves some fun since he upholds his part of the home, if not all of it (especially if your ass don’t have a job and grocery shops all day). Besides, if he wanted you to know about the Side Chick, don’t you think he would have at least mentioned her, or introduced you to her?

Main Chick… If you would have minded your business, you wouldn’t have found shit, and nothing in the relationship would have changed. So now your life goes from “la-dee-dah- daaaahhh”, to a constant questioning, arguing, and crying over a woman you don’t even know. Since the “Side Chick is out of the bag”; expect him to spend more time away from you because the Side Chick is no longer as secret.

MAIN CHICK... LEARN YOUR PLACE AND KEEP IT

Main Chick… Quit being a damn microscope if you are not going to leave him or divorce him. All the bullshit arguing, accusing, and now a relationship fucked out of trust; would have been avoided if you had simply kept your place, not snooped through his shit, and minded your business. You have to advance yourself by learning self control. Ignore that shit and let it go because this is the only way you can make him “perfect in your eyes”. You have to become ignorant to his flaws. Soon you will become mute to most of them. By doing this; he will leave eventually the Side Chick alone.

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SIDE CHICK
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Side Chick…When he is going through a rough time at home, he comes to you to clear his mind, vent, nut, and go back home to his Main Chick. You have no children together, and therefore he is not obligated to you. If you know any of his friends, it’s a selected one or two, and that’s only because they have Side Chicks that you can relate to.

 Side Chick…You are only special because you put him up on a pedestal and know a few more freaky tricks than his Main Chick. He is only cheating with you because you are doing shit he would never disrespect and ask his Main Chick to do at home.

 Side Chick… YES… He knows your dress and shoe size, (He has to buy you something to keep you on the sideline right?), don’t take it to heart because the Main Chick has his heart; all you have is a piece of his dick.

 SIDE CHICK… LEARN YOUR PLACE AND KEEP IT

 Side Chick… Don’t get your heart caught up and fall in love with a man who has a “Main Chick” with all the necessities at home. Your place is to be a freak, and his hoe…that’s it.

 Side Chick… He will not leave his Main Chick for you; and if he claims he will, remember these words “If he cheats with you, he will cheat on you.” Then the tables would turn you into a Main Chick, but you will be a stressed out Main Chick who is up on game, and it won’t work. You will have a constant thought of him finding a woman to replace your spot as his former Side Chick…and he will.

Side Chick… Don’t turn into a Stupid Bitch and start questioning him on what he’s doing when he is away from you. That is not your place! Don’t start snooping through his wallet, writing down his cell phone contacts, forwarding his text messages to your phone, or stealing mail and shit out of his glove box. Don’t try to crack his voice mail code, online passwords, or secretly following him on Twitter. You have no business going through his personal shit dummy…He’s not YOUR man! Remember he has a Main Chick who does that shit at home! He uses you to get away from that bullshit, that’s why you are the Side Chick!!!

Side Chick… Don’t develop a jealous nerve and turn into a Messy Bitch by making a phone call to the Main Chick to tell her what you are doing with her man.

Basic Side Chick 101: You envious hoe! You are not supposed to have contact with the Main Chick!  She is not going to leave him, and calling her will get you instantly replaced.

Side Chick… If you don’t have this shit down, you are a Basic Bitch. And that’s a whole other blog. Remember…There are several Side Chicks out there who know their place. These Side Chicks are advanced hoes patiently waiting on the sideline for your dumb ass to fuck up and be traded out.
 Main Chicks, Side Chicks…You only have 3 choices, so stop bitching and pick one:

1. Learn your place
2. Accept his flaws and shut the fuck up
3. Leave him, or divorce him and get paid (This is what the Smart Bitch would do)


 Now if you've been through it, are still with him, and now he is "perfect"...Believe me, he ain't flawless...If he is, you have officially stepped up to “Advanced Main Chick”. I applaud you for learning self control, ignoring that shit, letting it go, and accepting your man’s diamond like flaws.

NOTE:
Main Chick/Side Chick PAY ATTENTION: Even the most precious diamond can have flaws, BUT you have to look through a microscope to see them.

“Even Diamonds Have Flaws”
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